the lockdown

as you may be aware.... another lesson on why we should never factory farm is now being taught to us.  Or depending on the source someone didn’t cook their bat properly and as a result we had a cross species jump in yet another germ.... this time a form of Corona Virus.... initially nicknamed SARS 2 in reference to the disease that devastated SE Asia in the early 2000s it’s now been called COV 19 and it’s gonna fully global.... but yeah you prob allready aware of that shit by now ROFL.  Anyway where I live New Zealand has decided to grab this mofo by the nutsacks and declare a nationwide shutdown in an effort to isolate all the infected so they don’t spread it around.  The plan obviously to give the virus time to incubate and then get worked out of the hosts system. Hopefully this shouldn’t take longer than a month all going well. Anyway lockdown (level 4 alert) is about to commence soon and I’ve decided to “self isolate” from Facebook too and have decided to keep you up to date on here haha.... that’s if anyone actually reads any of the drivel I talk about 😎😎😎😎😎.   most of us aren’t working at da mo.... apart from ppl who’s ions are deemed essential (mine included as I distribute media (no not this page haha.... the national paper which I drag my ass out of bed every day just to stick the most horrendous pair of shorts on or the smallest t shirt along with non matching flip flops to drive around breaking every road rule on the planet to deliver.... cos nobody’s around to give a shite about my driving or my dress sense or the copious amounts of toe jam or BO or rancid farts eminatinf from my car at that time of morning.... heck even the cops don’t seem to mind my driving then.  haha it’s pretty sweet job and I get to still do it all the whilst this is happening.

haha as you can see I got carried away... but in short... pretty kickass job and I don't need to worry about looking like a slob whilst doing it.  oh I wish all jobs were like that.