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I am STILL having nothing to do with Scotts place after what transpired there during my holidays... just cos of one female saying shit i get treated like that.  Now its a second female saying shit cos shes had issues with me ever since she first knew me... typicial women i say... they never say it to your face... allways whinge behind your back. To be honest ive fallen away fropm that group... i get along with all but two ppl atm but the general acceptance of the actions of those two has made me wonder if ANY of these ppl are my friends. So ive basically stayed away from anything.  This task has been made all the easier now that im living by myself PLUS in typicial Tuckey fashion im using a weakness of mine to my advantage... my slow productivity at work.  I am very slow at work atm... but finishing late makes it easier to save money (less opportunites to spend it) as well as makes it easier to stay away from former friends.  I find it much easier to deal with my slo...

Wow talk about a shite time of year in terms of friendships and work.  Ive been very slow at work, very very heavy and now very unpopular.  i had 3 ppl living with me at the start of september... they had all moved out by the end of november and i was enemies with all 3 of them.  Jess was stirring trouble about me at Scotts place... this occured after she left... i then proceed to put her on my favourite list... the "dont ever wanna see you again" list.  a few others have now also made it onto that list.  Dayna is the most notable addition and in a way is even worse than jess... she turned Aston and Emma against me  right near the end of november.  This occured after my hols which was a mish mash of failed attempts to break a junkfood addiction.  There were two positives in spring though.... Angels kittens were born in september and i became boarder free right at the end of november.  If it was wasnt for Daynai would prob still have Aston and...

With October certainly not living up to expectations on the fitness front i was hoping that the detox programme taken on my hols would FINALLY get me some much need progress in the weight loss battle.  I was quite surprised at the lack of action coming from these pills... i expected to be shitting a lot more than i was... i limted my junkfood intake but didnt cut it out.  The hols had other dramas too.  After thinking that the smoke had settled from the incident in October i started going over to Scotts place again only to find that the dramas had NOT gone away... as a result i have RESUMED my boycott of this place until further notice.  So with the weightloss and friendships all going pearshaped in the hols you could be forgiven for thinking that once i got back to work all would be good.... WRONG the new run i started has made me even slower than before.  Oh well at least it was making me forget about the problems at home which had hit a new level with yet ano...

October was imo a drama filled month... had issues with certain ppl and ppl in general pissing me off... knowing now who my friends are i have embarked on my quest to slowly but surely weed them out of my life.  I refuse to associate with one allready due to an incident at the beginning of the month.  However there are more that i dont trust. The kittens are growing up well... and we have a new addition... his name is smokey... check him out on my kittycat page.  Ive been lazy in terms of outdoor stuff... did i even go kitesurfing? cant remember lols. As typicial of october its been windy and unsettled.  The geoengineering hasnt been hugely bad.... we still got prob bout 40% of the days without manmade clouds but it still annoys me that NZ hasnt been excluded in this silly programme to combat this global warming farce.  We have NOT heated up... yeah sure America and Europe may have but NZ has NOT... please leave us OUT of the Aerosol programme.

My detox is going well... found oput last nite what happens though when you binge on it... you start shaking and you certainlky dont feel good at all lols.  It also shows that im not actually that unhealthy when im not stuffing my face with junkfood... which is proven by the lack of symptoms and toilet events when im eating normally... so at least in that regards im happy... but in the weightloss department i havent lost a gram... however this may be due to all the water im drinking to take the pills.  If i am able to have a reasonable diet once i get back to work then thats where i reckon the weightloss will occur. The kittens are growiong up nicely... for more checkout www.mtuckster.com and go on the kittycat link. For those conspiracy buffs i have also put online my chemtrail diary to document the spraying in auckland.  Its a relaxed page... not doom and gloom... i also document the day in terms of weather as i like putting up what nature puts in our skies.... and if...

Chillin out having holidays... bout halfway through my 10 day detox programme too.... so far so good.  As i have time to spare i will be making an affort to get upto date with my webpage and the big backlog of journal entries... but hek its a start updating my blog hehe

ok as ive just updated my website... the kittycat section ill update you on the reasoning why my latest feline arrival could end up having the place to himself... yep my flatmates could all be moving out... this is their decision, not mine... and unlike the others this looks like it could end up being a friendly departure... the other two werent terribly well natured... i threw one out and the other decided to stir shit once it moved out.... and yes i meant what i sed when i sed "it"... inhuman pond scum is what that person is. Anyway im on hols soon... infact in a weeks time... however im a busy bee before then with several work related things on as well as the start of my detox plus several parties hehe.... a big month is in store in November... but first there is Halloween with candy and METAL to be had

Looks like im fully in Botany team again... to stay.  Ive been struggling with my speed out on the bike and time has been going so fast that i sometimes feel that ive been time traveling.  THe inorganic is now upon us and as with every other year im coming home with plenty of junk to provision my backyard again... also Angels kittens are now walking around... see my kittycat site for more info.  Speaking of cats and junk ive been looking around for affordable housing that is stand alone... ie not a unit.  Huh?? whats that gotta do with cats and junk?  if you knew our neighbours youd understand... if the cats move out so do i :P. Speaking of moving out it appears that our former flatmate has decided to shit stir... in a similar vein to what happened several years ago in my last days at maccas.  Of course my response has been overwhelmingly ruthless... resulting in me boycotting certain events and localities... namely Scotts place.  but it doesnt stop ...

The biggest news of September was Angel our Cat having kittens.  Jess is due to leave soon.... leaving just us 3 living at my place now... the three of us have decided that the living room is gonna be kept free from now on.  In work news im back in Botany.  Whether or not this benifits me remains to be seen.  The subject of hols also has to be raised... i will need to get some reasonably soon but hey I survived September and even lost some weight... down to under 85kgs yeeehaa.  unfortunately a far cry from 2 years ago when i was in arguably ther best shape of my life... oh well.

July 2012 SUMMARY:  Had issues with both cars... Whitelitening causing dramas with its idling and even ran out of petrol due to excessive idling speed causing excessive fuel consumption.  Wild Willy is off the road due to major WOF fail... looks like quite a while before this will be back on da road... like a year at least... THING 6 has also given its fair share of grief but despite this ive hit new records in terms of weight... just the other day reached 89.1kgs... yet another record in what has been a very very heavy year for me in terms of bodyweight.  As August is just around the corner the old "i need the fat for warmth" excuse is starting to lose its spark.  Weatherwise July was as youd expect from July... cold.  Nothing majorly bad but several days of very cold morning followed by several days of very warm mornings and muggy at that. Jess has moved back into the retard house... my place haha and it looks like its the 4...

Yep ok ive decided to make this site a ganeral happs site again.  For kiting stuff you can find it on my other blog as well as my website... there is a site of mine fully dedicated to kiting.  I'll post the addresses up at a later date. The main thing thats happened as of late is to do with my cars.  Whitelitening has been playing up with the idling... we found that the problems have been caused by gunk in the carby etc.  We adjusted the idling speed too so that it idles faster to lessen the chance of it stalling again... so far its working good.  Unfortunately same cant be sed for Wild Willy.  After getting it cleaned and all fixed up and the battery charged the Jeep failed its WOF cos of something complately different... and this ppl is a biggie... this aint no blown rear stoplight, this is something that WOF places SHOULD be failing.... shock strut rusted through... annoyed that once again car cancer has claimed my ride but to be honest not surprised.....

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ipad that is. Hey i will be updating all my general rants on here. have made several rants about stuff in general but so far it hasnt seen the light of day. in the meantime you may have noticed kitesurfing content instead. this is not a kite blog but cos i decided to submerge my general stuff i sorta converted this kite into a kiteevents blog.... not for sessions but for general kite related happs. rest assured i WILL be posting those generic non kiting entries... just be aware though that these are entries that happened several months ago... and in Feb i had fallen out with lots of ppl so obviously i had an attitude to match. But there really isnt a huge anount mentioned in regards to my dramas. As far as im aware i havent banned anyone despite several ppl having a flame at my posts.....obviously without knowing the full picture of course. Whilst the first post in late Feb is annoffensive one the others are pretty docile. they are on a hard drivr in my desktop which i will upload to ...

most of this site has been converted to a general kiteevents blog. but every now and then ill be uploading general happs. hopefully ill do that today

yep my 11m still has a slow leak to it so my smallest kites and my biggest kite work... well at least my main board works again.  Dunno when ill start repairing my kites that dont work. Just chilling haha... no intention to get new gear either atm

sun sun sun is all i can report... not much wind so no real testing of the kites.  ive been lazy to in regards to fixing the 5 broken kites.... as far as im aware 3 of my kites work....5 dont but 2 of the working kites need to be tested first to see if they actually are working. But i do have my main board sorted so i am sorta sussed for next session... bring on the wind. Another problem has been my job... harder to get time off now that im in Botany team... the flipside is that the money is better (due to more work of course hehe) so that means that when the need arises i should be in a better position to buy some more gear... but at da mo im more interested in fising my current gear as now that my boartd is working i should be covered for most conditions... hence i dont see the need to spend 3  grand on a new kite just yet.... which is good cos i dont have 3 grand at my disposal lols

I will need to test them but yes had some success with the quick defate valve on one of my 11m kites. this kite hasnt been worjing in several years and when it did work it was great for classic eastern beach conditions... steady winds in the 10-20 knot range. At the other end of the spectrum my top range kite is ready to test with a new set of bar and lines. This should have me ready for those 30 knot days. So i now have 3 kites that should work... and they are perfectly sized for the winds i kite in.... the biggest of course is my 21.5m which is strictly a light wind kite and only for steady benign days. it can be used up to 20 knots but is best in 10-15. for light and gusty days i can use my 17.5 which is quicker turning and can be used to 25 knots but that needs to be fixed. However the best news of all is that all my boards are working... this should give me much more wind range with any kite is use as the board that wasnt going was my general purpose board that could handle hi...

had my line snap on one of my kites mid jump thw other day at EB. kite powerlooped dragging me towards tthe beach... fun fun fun but scary and rams home the point of making sure your gear is in working order. most of the kitesurfing fatalities are caused by either the weather or equipment failure... not pilot error... well unless you call kiting in a thunderstorm or with defective gear an error... which i do... its a big mistake imo. anyway i have 3 main boards... 2 of them work... so in short most of my gear doesnt work... no surprises there. so in short heres the damage stats.... 7: need to test new bar n lines 7b: torn sail 9: snapped bridle 10:traling edge torn 11: deflate valve detached 11b: middle strut burst 17.5: leading edge bladder burst 21.5: WORKING :) haha my biggest kite is working and its quite windy today. hey wtf? this aint a kiting site...this is DA HAPPS. yep da KITING happs :p Cummon you dont wanna read about all my ramblings on about meaninless drivel allth...

currently on holiday from work.... goin back in 3 days time... allready had a week off. my weight has BALLOONED to 88.2 kgs... this is the heaviest i have ever been. i was 81 at the start of the hols haha. its been a busy hols though... done plenty of kayaking and kitesurfing... had to get some new gear for my kites and yes im broke as a result. the jeep is basically dead and my computer is.... still dead yippee. more about my kiting antics on my kitesurfing site.

Well since my last post I have basically cooked my own goose. lots of ppl doubt my assertions that it's God that's telling me to walk away from dramas. well ok maybe it's not God but I'm doin it anyway.... I lost my temper and as a result smashed a frying pan. I have decided to fully disconnect myself from the last 3 years.... It's the only way. I didn't start the war... They did. and this bloody blog site can't be deleted. Ppl will always hate my guts... Regardless of what I do haha so bye bye world

Having issues trying to delete this page. In the meantime I'm still posting. Thinking of moving house and even changing jobs to fully cleanse myself of the last 3 years. God is so keen on having me destroy any trace of the last 3 years that he sez not even my job is safe. moving house may automatically mean changing jobs... Not cos of financial reasons but because the next house I get will certainly not be in Howick... You can't get a dog kennel for under $400 grand out this way. Anything with room and a section will be far too expensive and hence I'll need to had out west where I know there are big houses in my price range. If I move then getting a transfer in post shouldn't be too hard. Beach lands is another option.... Still too expensive for a stand alone house but I mite be able to get a bigger unit for less than $400000. You may think this is a bit harsh but the bible did talk about cutting arms and putting eyes out if body parts cause you to sin. This is on...

Alarm clock failed to work.... Woke up by myself at 645.... still managed to get to work before 7 but I like starting early... As I've changed teams again the starting times are now very cruisy. In Howick the starting time was very strict, in Pakuranga everything else was strict... In Botany it's cruisy... Everyone is chilled... And plenty of work too so the money is rolling in.... What's more it keeps me away from home more so I don't have to contend with dramas there. However today's plans have been screwed up a bit due to my late rising... Will have to drop my car off to Bruce after work. I believe gods telling me to do some serious changes to my life... Looks like the last 3 years are gonna be wiped from my existence. Remember this is the same God that stopped the earths rotation for a day and also made animals talk to ppl... This is in the bible btw and the bible is yet to be proven wrong... It never will be because God is the one true master... The worship o...

he's told me to deactivate my FB Account. He's also been hard at work cleansing my life.... One of the things he's done is removing several ppl from my life.... I'm not allowed to associate with them from what I believe. he sez I'm a kitesurfer and I belong with my OLDSKOOL ways. He wants me to forget about the last 3 years. He says that I'm keeping my tenants by hook or by crook... This explains all the hate I've been getting from ppl... But God has told me that as he did with the FB hacking he will destroy the ways of those who oppress me. I believe he's also telling me to get rid of this site too. Infect looks like my entire online presence is having the finger pointed at. However the biggest issue on my life is my neighbours.... It could get extremely ugly this year between me and them as I do plan to keep the kittens that Angel has. This year may be the year that i breathe my last.... I could go to jail this years... It's that bad so Gods...

Anyway I'll continue... I was talking about me believing that God was telling me that this is the year for me finally sorting things out in my life. One of them finally sorting my fitness issues out. I have struggled with a junk food addiction for several years now due to the company I keep. when I was friends with them and used to go on outings I always thought I was too poor and too fat. the only times I was able to save money and lose weight was when I had the occasional falling out... Especially with Eva. We've fallen out 4 times so far.. Including the current one. The two most recent fallings out have resulted in little if any improvements in my physique but in 2010 the second falling out resulted in "fit October" where not nly I lost weight but STILL gained muscle...78kgs is not the lightest I've been in my adult life but amongst the lightest I've been in recent years.. Especially since I've been a postie (ironic I know!!) but never before and ...

I believe I was hearing right when God spoke to me saying that I would finally accomplish goals this year.... In a year where losers hope that their miserable existence finally ends on Dec 21 (you only tend to hear depressed ppl with no life believing that sorta thing.. Both the heathern collision with Nibiru but also some outcast Christians are getting their hopes up with the second coming.... Once again you don't seem to hear ppl at church going on about 2012 being THE YEAR. Of course I don't believe that this is the year... I have my reasonings on that. Of course the group that I fell out with were mostly those who basically wish they were dead but lacked the balls to end it themselves... So are hoping for Nibiru or Jesus to do it for them.... Classic loser mentality... Getting someone else to solve your pretty problems.... How bout getting off your arse and solving it YOURSELF. Ideally by positive means like getting a job as opposed to negative means like suicide. Yes a...

Yes I have posted on Facebook and have even opened it up to others.... That's a privilege nowadays in view of the major issues I have with ppl and their attitudes.... Those ppl know who they are. I don't need to name them. Ok as my website is sorta stagnated due to my dead laptop Im putting most stuff on here. In work news I may be jumping ship again. Last year I changed from Pakuranga to Howick teams. This time I may head to botany team as Howick is full and as I'm the noob I'm first choice to get the chop. Each team has it's pros and cons even taking out the ppl factor

A year today since I arrived back from my big holiday in OZ. It's been an insane year since i can assure you. Te latest drama is more constipation. Health issues have been part of the package since my arrival back this time last year. toothache, panic attacks and now constipation. This is quite recurrent... Been so for the last week now... Relieved only with the occasional laxative. Mental illness of course has also been prevailent. Already mentioned panic attacks but also paranoia about the rapture, the end times and geo engineering. Saw geo engineering for the first time a couple of weeks ago, first time ever so I guess I can't deny it anymore. However I'm not one of those mutters who think everything's out to get them... I KNOW everything's out to get me..... Haha kidding. I don't believe in the NWO, aliens, shape shifters etc and I don't think HAARP is even capable of causing earth quakes... Let alone being used for that purpose. I use the term...

The smoke has sorta cleared somewhat at my place but other issues have arisen... This time with my technology. My laptop has coughed it's guts and with it lots of recent info on my website. I am hoping to access the contents at a later date... Even if I can't save the laptop. So at da mo I'm writing this entry up using my iPad. Despite the issues with several members of our group there seems to be one thing that we do agree on... We are all sick of the dramas so it seems. Unfortunately that means ceasing to hang out with each other.... That's my solution anyway. The only exception to that rule could be Wazzas birthday in a months time which I do have plans to attend. This could mean that I rub shoulders with the only two ppl of the group that I genuinely have issues with... Eva and Andrea. Andrea and I have a long history of falling out but conspiracy theories and paranoia have intensified things in recent months and to be honest I don't see us two being frien...

Jan hasnt even finished and ive allready fallen out with ALL of my new skool friends.. of course that can only mean that ive got back to my old skool friends... and an old skool lifestyle.  A lifestyle filled with BROS and no hos, lots of kitesurfing, healthy living... basically ive fully turned my back on the crowd that ive been hanging with for the last 3 years... and no it was NOT my doing.  Yes admittedly i wanted to lessen the outings i go to in an effort to lose weight and limit spending this year but i had still planned to remain friends with everyone.  But unfortunately old fueds dont die and i was brought into their conflict... so i took action and ceased to have anything to do with ANY of them now.  This is pretty much a done deal now.... in the same vein as my issues with Andrea (im forbidden from being friends with her cos of her pushing her paranoia on me) i am forbidden from associating with this current group due to the hordes of demons that infest the...